09-17-2042: Munition Stocks Plunge as Increasing Numbers of Citizens Refuse to Kill Each Other
09-14-2042: W.H.O. Says 1.5 Million Deaths from Dirty Water Not Scary or Lucrative Enough
09-11-2042: An Important Gathering of Important People on the Anniversary of 9/11
09-10-2042: Medical Cartel Plagued by Upsurge of Patient Noncompliance
09-08-2042: Cheney Memoir Reveals 9/11 Building 7 Bet with Rumsfeld -- Rumsfeld Won
09-07-2042: What Would Randy Kraft Do with 5 Trillion Dollars?
09-03-2042: DeStefano's Street Corner Labs: Science as You Like It
08-28-2042: Vaccine Whistleblower William Thompson Revisited: A Look Back
08-26-2042: A Brief History of Vaccines & Autism: A Retrospective from 2042
08-23-2042: CDC Researcher Goes Crazy, Starts "Listening to Conscience"
08-21-2042: Check Out the New Hypnochannel with All-Invisible Commercials by Invisicom
08-20-2042: Enjoy the Majestic Beauty of the Wilderness from the safety of your Living Room
08-19-2042: Studies Show Patents & Profits Save Lives
08-14-2042: Oligarchy Cheers Near Eradication of Last Defense Against Tyrannical Government
08-11-2042: Shakeup in Education Cartel as Reading Test Scores Show Improvement
08-09-2042: W.H.O. Warns: Skeptivirus Pandemic Spreading, Entire Global Oligarchy at Risk
08-08-2042: CDC Announces New Rules for Reporting on Vaccines
08-06-2042: Scientific Consensus Directory - The Ultimate Guide to Indisputable Truth
08-01-2042: Eekbola Alert! Experts Advise: Panic Immediately, Obey Official Instructions
07-31-2042: NSA Appointment/Calendar App -- Coming Soon To iTunes
07-27-2042: Vaccine General Dedicated to Eradication of Dandruff Dangers
07-23-2042: Perrywinkle Deploys Troops to NAU Border to Stem Immigrant Influx
07-19-2042: Lost Brzezinski Diary Reveals Secret Crush on Isis Leader Al-Baghdadi
07-16-2042: New Watch-Your-Mouth App Keeps an Eye on Your Words, So You Don't Have To!
07-13-2042: Android Army Sent to Confiscate Food Runs Amuck, Teaches Urban Farming Instead
07-12-2042: Monsteranto Introduces Delicious, Nutritious New GM Humapear
07-09-2042: Jerry Garcia Fans Alarmed as Cloning Attempt Goes Awry
07-06-2042: Totalitarian Tiptoe Turns into Tap Dance as DARPA Perfects Self-Replicating Nanochip
07-04-2042: Direct-Wired White Coat Ensures Perfectly Compliant Medical Care
07-03-2042: 2014 Lawsuit Over Immigrant Flood Deemed Moot After 25 Years on Appeal
07-01-2042: SCOTUS Strikes Down Warrantless Phone Searches; Tips Hat to Total Surveillance
06-30-2042: Ray Kurdzwhile Clone #2 Wanted for Crimes Against Transnature
06-28-2042: "Life Tenure" Has New Meaning for Immortal U.S. Supreme Court
06-27-2042: Mt. Mordor Opens to Zero Fanfare, Vandals Galore
06-25-2042: An Important Reminder about Post-Birth Abortion from the Global Ministry of Health
06-23-2042: New Miracle Drug Cures Pathological Contrarianism
06-23-2042: World Citizen of the Year 2042! Brought To You by the Cornegie Foundation
11-28-2042: Aspartame -- Carefree Chemical Flavor Enhancement for the Whole Family
11-23-2042: Supreme Court Gives Thumbs Up to GMO Labeling
11-19-2042: Rockefeller Foundation Rocks Out Worldwide Medical Pledge of Allegiance
11-16-2042: President Indemnifies Private Contractors Against Ebola XXX Sting
11-12-2042: Vaccine Accidentally Contaminated with Sterilization Agent - Again
11-08-2042: Sudden Human Predator Death Syndrome Spreads Panic in the Oligarchy
11-05-2042: "Kids Say No to Pharma" Rebels Take Medical Cartel by Storm
11-02-2042: Ministry of Silliness Releases New Citizens' Guide to Satire
10-30-2042: MedicAire Microdrone System Victorious with SADASS Vaccine Timetable
10-27-2042: Historic Heroes of the Glorious Global Oligarchy: Bertrand Russell
10-24-2042: New Drug Promises to Help Canadians Sleep Better at Night
10-15-2042: Heeeeeere's Lucy! 2042 Midterm Election Update
10-11-2042: Expert Explains Ebola XXX Test is "Highly Sensitive"
10-07-2042: Sky Mist Program Hits Snag as RealAnonymous Orchestrates "Drone Strike"
10-03-2042: Study Shows Investigation is the Key to Vaccination Compliance
10-01-2042: Good Achieves Evil -- The Ultimate Story Challenge (AIDS)
09-29-2042: Dr. Paul Offal Settles the Vaccine Debate -- Finally!
09-26-2042: Law as a Behavioral Instrument - Part 1: Blueprint for a Compliant Nation