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Perrywinkle Deploys Troops to NAU Border to Stem Immigrant Influx
By Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com
Image by Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com
July 23, 2042
GOVERNOR RICK PERRYWINKLE II of Texas announced the deployment of 1000 android troops to the southern border of the North American Union, in response to widespread public outcry over a recent massive immigration influx from South America.
The undocumented immigrants have been pouring over the border since early last year, in spite of Global Monsteranto's humanitarian efforts to improve living conditions on the South American continent.
The well-known worldwide food producer cleared vast expanses of useless rain forest as part of its Worldwide MegaAgra Initiative, which trains traditional farmers and their hungry families in the art of itinerant field labor for big agra.
The undocumented immigrants have been pouring over the border since early last year, in spite of Global Monsteranto's humanitarian efforts to improve living conditions on the South American continent.
The well-known worldwide food producer cleared vast expanses of useless rain forest as part of its Worldwide MegaAgra Initiative, which trains traditional farmers and their hungry families in the art of itinerant field labor for big agra.
"I will not stand idly by while my Re-electability Quotient goes down the drain," said Perrywinkle, "not when I can purchase android troops at a shareholder discount from Androids-R-Us with taxpayer funds."
"The people of Texas can rest assured that I will do everything in my power to create the appearance of a vigorous effort to stem the immigrant influx and care for the children in need," said Perrywinkle.
"We in the Council for National Policy condemn the NAU government's failure to keep our borders secure, and suspect the liberal influence of the Council on Foreign Relations may be responsible for the lax policy," continued Perrywinkle. "We have therefore scheduled an emergency secret strategic planning meeting between the Globalords of the CNP and CFR to resolve the matter as quickly as possible."
"Now is the time for all unelected ruling elite to come together with government figureheads to find real solutions to annoying public outcries," said Perrywinkle.
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