Medical Cartel Plagued by Upsurge of
Patient Noncompliance
By Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com
Image by Ed. | nworeporter.com
September 10, 2042
The Global Medical Cartel is reeling from a disturbing increase in patient noncompliance, with doctors across the nation reporting large numbers of patients resisting official medical treatment protocols.
One practitioner we spoke with reports that patients are audaciously demanding tests for vitamin and mineral deficiencies and for poisoning from heavy metals and other toxins -- often even before expensive high-tech medical tests and pharmaceutical intervention strategies have been initiated.
"It's very concerning," said the practitioner, "we aren't even being given a chance to create the perception of a highly complicated medical problem urgently requiring pharmaceutical or surgical intervention."
One area of particular concern has been vaccination noncompliance.
In spite of widespread efforts to advise parents that arguments against the aggressive one-size-fits-all vaccine schedule have been thoroughly debunked, a disturbing number of parents are still going directly to the debunked information to read it for themselves.
One area of particular concern has been vaccination noncompliance.
In spite of widespread efforts to advise parents that arguments against the aggressive one-size-fits-all vaccine schedule have been thoroughly debunked, a disturbing number of parents are still going directly to the debunked information to read it for themselves.
The CDC indicates that emergency efforts are underway to impress upon parents how much ridicule they will face if their friends, family and doctors find out they've been reading thoroughly debunked information.
Recent citizen initiatives demanding criminal prosecution of a number of high-level CDC officials and pharmaceutical executives for knowingly causing serious harm to thousands of children has not helped the vaccination compliance effort. Parents should rest assured, however, that these officials and executives are far too important for prosecution or prison.
Frighteningly, in spite of widespread efforts to convince parents that the vaccination schedule is required by law, more and more parents are realizing it isn't, and are utilizing vaccine exemptions.
In an effort to counteract the dangerous patient noncompliance epidemic, the CDC has released a revised Arrogant Condescension Training Protocol for doctors. The revised Protocol is designed to better equip physicians to counter patient objections and probing questions, and includes a new section on nonverbal cues physicians can use to enhance the effectiveness of their message, such as eye rolling, smirking, and exasperated sighs.
"Patient noncompliance is a serious and urgent problem," said CDC spokesperson Dr. Ernest Obfuscation, "it's placing all physicians at great risk of harm to their bottom line, as well as posing a significant threat to the perceived overarching authority of the Global Medical Cartel."
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