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Direct-Wired White Coat Ensures Perfectly Compliant Medical Care
By Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com
Image by Ed. | nworeporter.com
July 4, 2042
PATIENTS CAN now rest assured that their doctor is providing perfectly compliant medical treatment, thanks to a new state-of-the-art white coat that is direct-wired into both the physician’s Universal Mind Connection and the Offurrockefeller Directory of Mandatory Medical Care. The Direct-Wired White Coat (DWC), patented by BristleMySquibbleBare International, will become mandatory wear for all medical students and doctors starting January 1, 2043.
The response of most doctors to the new DWC mandate has, according to researchers, been tremendous relief.
“Some doctors have experienced psychological distress as the result of a nagging suspicion that their medical training is riddled with disinformation and omissions, coupled with an inability to investigate the issue without risk of harming their practice,” explained researchers. “The DWC greatly reduces this moral distress by eliminating a doctor’s ability to exercise any independent medical judgment whatsoever. Some even plan to wear their DWC 24/7.”***
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