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Check Out the New Hypnochannel with All-Invisible Commercials by Invisicom


By Ed. | nworeporter.com

Image by David Dees | deesillustration.com


August 21, 2042

NWO Reporter contributing editor Henry Foster sat down with Hypnochannel programming director Severd Hedd to get the inside scoop on the latest mind-blowing revolution to hit TMV. 

"It's a 'total immersion' approach to programming, with something for everyone," said Hedd. 

"Working with DARPA to develop Invisicom technology, we were able to overcome the number one viewer complaint -- too many commercials -- as well as the number one ABC-BS complaint -- not enough revenue. 

"Invisicom allows us to run commercials 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with zero programming interruptions, and with a consumer response rate almost 64% higher than with visible commercials.  It's win-win for everyone!"

Henry went on the road next to talk to a typical American family about the Hypnochannel -- we'll call them the Jones's.  We wanted to know if consumers have any concerns about the new Invisicom technology.

"Not at all," said mom Mary, "I'm pretty much immune to advertising.  I like being able to do housework without having to fast-forward through commercials.  As long as I have plenty of Easy Clean household products with the new fresh clean scent on hand, and lots of Bountiful extra-strong paper towels with super-duty scrubbing power to make cleaning up a breeze, I'm fine."

Dad Mike was even more enthusiastic about Invisicom.

"I'm not worried about the subliminal commercials -- I'm totally immune to advertising.  It's great being able to watch the game without having to fast-forward through commercials.  Just give me a 6-pack of Exta-Smooth Cold-Processed Bub Brew, the beer of couch kings, and a bag of Super Cheesy Cheetums, the snack that satisfies a man-size appetite, and I'm happy."

Little 6-year-old Janie was too engrossed in Sesame Mindsweep to respond to our questions, so mom Mary chimed in.


"Hypnochannel has been a godsend for Janie.  She was diagnosed with Hyper-Creativity Disorder last year.  She would spend hours drawing all these crazy pictures -- just scribbles and weird shapes that didn't look like anything at all.  We've been working with her doctor to find the right mix of medications, but nothing was working.

"Hypnochannel changed all that -- she stopped the compulsive drawing within hours, and now all I have to do to keep her focused is to make sure she has plenty of Sour Puss Candy Snacks on hand -- it's the treat kids love to eat -- with a big bottle of Crocodile Powerade with the tutti-fruity flavor that tickles the tummy to wash it down."

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Turn on, tune in and check out with the new HypnoChannel, brought to you by ABC-BS Global, with free nationwide TeleMindVision reception! 

The NWO Reporter gives the Hypnochannel 4 thumbs up for its unique and unusually compelling family-friendly lineup and 100% subliminal commercials, thanks to total Invisicom technology.