And so the Trilateral Commission was born. Like a child of Illuminati inbreeding gone wrong, the TC was carefully kept out of sight in its infancy, safe from the unpleasant scrutiny that would surely follow from public exposure.
D-Rock and Z-Big’s powerful secret nearly came to light in 1978, when an unusually curious reporter named Jeremiah Novak started asking nosy questions, like “who’s really running the U.S. government?” and “who’s deciding international policy?” Shockingly, two cocky TC members actually told him.
Fortunately, by that time, the twisted tentacles of the Trilateral Commission had already wormed their way into the back pockets of every influential politician and media outlet in the country, thus narrowly averting a national open discussion that might have proved fatal to its plan for world domination.
By the time Saint Obama took office in 2008, the TC had matured into a powerful contingent of impeccably dressed wraiths of tyranny – a desirable asset for any successful politician. He appointed a generous handful of TC wraiths to key posts in his administration, then sat back to await the rewards of service to insidious evil in between official duties and golf games.
Today, the Trilateral Commission enjoys an endless supply of well-compensated servants, anxious to play a role in its historic conquest of humanity. Membership in the TC is largely determined by lineage, but anyone possessing an innate sense of superiority and a willingness to sell their immortal soul is invited to serve the TC team.
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Comments:
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Yay, slavery. Woo!
We know you believe you’re free
That’s all we really need. Uh-huh
No, no, nothin’s gonna stop us
Nothin’ gonna make you see. Oh, no
Yay, slavery, uh – isn’t any way out
Oh, little people, now come on
What’s it all about?
Dancin’ on top of the world
The Trilateral
Dancin’ on top of the world
We’re takin’ all you got
Oh, you trust your media
You wanna have your sweet malaise
We just want your minds and souls and all
Your banks and real estate. Yeah
Yay, slavery, woo! Take it nice ‘n meek. Ooh!
Oh, little people
We’re gonna walk down Easy Street
Dancin’ on top of the world
The Trilateral
Dancin’ on top of the world
We’re takin’ all you got
(Ooo-ooo-ooo) Slavery, love the feelin’
(Ooo-ooo) Oh, we wanna make you bow
(Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo) See the whole free world turn upside down
(Guitar Solo)
Yay, slavery, woo!
Someday, we’ll be dancin’ on top of the world
The Trilateral
Dancin’ on top of the world
‘Til we get stung
Dancin’ on top of the world
The Trilateral
Dancin’ on top of the world
We’re takin’ all you got
(Dancin’ on top) Yay slavery
(Dancin’ on top) Yay evil. Woo!
Dancin’ on top
Dancin’ on top
Dancin' on top
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New Trilateral Commission Theme Song!
Check out the new Trilateral Commission theme song, sung to the tune of Top of the World by Van Halen.* Play the song and sing along with our tribute to the top men and women who keep the engines of tyranny humming in our glorious New World Order.
*Van Halen declined to do a remake of their famous song for the TC, citing concerns about “burning for eternity in the depths of hell.”
Trilateral Commission:
Dancin' on Top of the World
By Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com
Image by Ginny Stoner | nworeporter.com